Bert's Grand Tour

Just when you thought this website made some sort of sense...

"Yes, the world is my oyster, and I’ve got no idea where I’m going next (quite literally!) but during the course of my extensive travels I’ve been sending postcards home to Mum and Dad (Viv and Lance to you). Here they are, below, for you to enjoy. Apart from some stitching coming undone in Brazil and getting waterlogged in Peru I haven’t had many problems. Everyone’s been very nice considering I’m just an ugly puppet. Looking forward to seeing you all again one day – especially you Red Leader."

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